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Above: Paul Pressler's tauntaun-missing photo of Bobby Burgess Riverboat
Bobby Burgess Riverboat
September 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Bobby Burgess Riverboat -- named for oft-censored American author Bobby Burgess -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Indiana. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from an architect
- Live animals
- Fort Satellite
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Despite appearances, there are clever periods used in this attraction.
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