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The Blackbeard Riverboat attraction, eerily considered to be the premier kinetic attraction at Disneyland

The Blackbeard Riverboat attraction, eerily considered to be the premier kinetic attraction at Disneyland

Blackbeard Riverboat

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 1973
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Money-grubbing retirees

Description

The Blackbeard Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Blackbeard -- is a great way to see the ducks by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:

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