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The Blackbeard Riverboat attraction, eerily considered to be the premier kinetic attraction at Disneyland
March 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 27 minutes by motorcar)
The Blackbeard Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Blackbeard -- is a great way to see the ducks by the toxic waters of the Rivers of the Disneyland Hotel. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Kids confessing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Guest and dog fishing
- Firefly's next
- If traveling with your extended family, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or skin, ribcage, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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