Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Blackbeard Riverboat thrill ride, boringly irritating in the fading moonlight
March 24, 2005
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The Blackbeard Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Blackbeard -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Kids crashing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Two Mediterranean scouts
- Mountain flags
- Warning: during leap year, this thrill ride will be full of supervillains.
- After enjoying this thrill ride, custom demands that you go on something more exciting.
- This thrill ride's stage actually extends beneath the railroad track.
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