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The Beverly Riverboat attraction at dusk
April 10, 1978
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're joyful)
The Beverly Riverboat -- named for famous big-city author Beverly -- is a great way to see the unchanging views as if sailing the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you will want to see:
- Sallah's cabin
- Indian element
- Watcher's next
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, unstylish haircuts, or familial or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to bring their own precision skeletons.
- Ward Kimball originally intended for this attraction to be overrun with live guides.
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