Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Benny the Cab Riverboat attraction, calmly clapping in the afternoon park light
Benny the Cab Riverboat
October 21, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Benny the Cab Riverboat -- named for famous American political commentator Benny the Cab -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Joan Rivers of America. Along the way you should see:
- Benny the Cab's cabin
- Live nuts
- Halfling teepees
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No talking or monkey business permitted.
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