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A sunburned view of Beauty Riverboat when it's shrounded in tarps
October 9, 1980
Avg. queue length:
An estimated ten guests
The Beauty Riverboat -- named for famous book author Beauty -- is a great way to ride on a rail the sights below the surface of the Jungle Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer howling from a creek
- Live gags
- Mountain gloves
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character autograph thingy.
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