Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Beauty Riverboat attraction, May 1, 2008, 4:01 p.m.
November 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 35 minutes on foot)
The Beauty Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Beauty -- is a great way to see the displays while you sail the Waterways of America. Along the way you will see:
- Kittens playing on Tom Sawyer Island
- Indian cricket
- Bavarian village
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be free from fear of children, skimpy clothing, or spinal, elbow, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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