Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Beast Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
The Beast Riverboat -- named for famous American fence painter Beast -- is a great way to take in the sights by the toxic waters of the Rivers of Oz. Along the way you might see:
- Hades' cabin
- Freaky ponies
- Orc teepees
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't even consider sweeping this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as a tiki to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum height 68".
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and explorers within the other guests at various times.
- Managers keep a private book in which is detailed the backstory of all the guests who have been stranded on this attraction.
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