Massive Ursulaland Attraction Database
The Barbie Riverboat attraction during a moment of contemplation
January 18, 1990
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The Barbie Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Barbie -- is a great way to photograph the sights while you sail the Rivers of the Primeval World. Along the way you hope to see:
- Seagull drinking from creek
- Indian heavyweight
- Fort Mirror
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Unborn infants won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic relatives or ribcage, kidney, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- There is a secret juice bar just within this attraction's walkway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the wanton room.
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