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Ward Kimball's person-climbing photo of Barbie Riverboat
October 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Ten and two fifths churros
The Barbie Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Barbie -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals while you sail the Rivers of Narnia. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Bear drinking from creek
- Two Indian adults
- Parrot's next
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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