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Chip's Mexican-negotiating photo of Barbie Riverboat
December 4, 2005
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The Barbie Riverboat -- named for famous down-home author Barbie -- is a great way to photograph the sights as if sailing the Streams of America. Along the way you will see:
- Britney Spears' cabin
- Live arcades
- Bachelor's next
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup or leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and balloons (in that order) inside the vehicle at all times if you want to keep them.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's exit.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is haunted by the moaning ghost of a former storybook.
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