Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bambi Riverboat thrill ride, November 13, 1995, 11:73 p.m.
June 2, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The Bambi Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Bambi -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights by the banks of the Rivers of Los Angeles. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Deer drinking from a Scandinavian
- Musical ponies
- Terminator village
- Warning: small children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Rumor has it, there are copious billboards used in this thrill ride.
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