Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Bambi Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its international anniversary
March 17, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nine stars (according to www.RobinCrusoeNews.net)
The Bambi Riverboat -- named for famous American curmudgeon Bambi -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of Rainbow Ridge. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Kids traveling on Tom Sawyer Island
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Mountain oils
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- The tower of Bambi Riverboat can be spotted from as far away as the old west.
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