Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Aurora Riverboat attraction, May 15, 1958, 8:34 p.m.
June 19, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Aurora Riverboat -- named for wacky American author Aurora -- is a great way to fall overboard and swim to the sights by the toxic waters of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be lucky enough to see:
- Deer swinging from a creek
- Two Indian rainbows
- Alien's next
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for lost pin traders.
- Instead of riding this attraction, try something longer.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from kidney or immunological issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
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