Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
A sinister view of Art Linkletter Riverboat when it's not hidden in rollers
Art Linkletter Riverboat
February 22, 2002
Avg. queue length:
347 Disney units
The Art Linkletter Riverboat -- named for famous American twainwreck Art Linkletter -- is a great way to see the other guests by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of a Restaurant. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Ratatouille's cabin
- Indian pear
- Terminator teepees
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream while trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more stimulating.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.