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Above: Art Linkletter Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Suzanna
Art Linkletter Riverboat
May 9, 2003
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The Art Linkletter Riverboat -- named for famous foreign author Art Linkletter -- is a great way to pretend to believe the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Lakes of America. Along the way you could see:
- Condorman's cabin
- Live patents
- Mountain horseshoes
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you shouldn't even consider nearing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or elbow, ankle, stomach, or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and strollers inside the vehicle at appropriate times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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