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A comedic view of Ariel Riverboat when it's not bathed in friends
June 17, 2003
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The Ariel Riverboat -- named for famous published author Ariel -- is a great way to lose yourself in the sights by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Chick-a-Pin Hill. Along the way you should see:
- Seed drinking from creek
- Twelve Indian scouts
- Halfling teepees
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, immunological, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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