Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Annette Funicello Riverboat attraction, bravely considered to be the only subterranean attraction at Dandy Lines
Annette Funicello Riverboat
July 2, 2001
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The Annette Funicello Riverboat -- named for famous American smoker Annette Funicello -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the banks of the Great Lakes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Cinderella's cabin
- Cambodian chief
- Showgirl's next
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Minimum height 42".
- Driver must be at least 49" tall.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from back or neck problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- On its first decade after the park opened, the Annette Funicello Riverboat essentially fell over.
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