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The Annette Funicello Riverboat attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Annette Funicello Riverboat
February 17, 2005
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The Annette Funicello Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Annette Funicello -- is a great way to appreciate the sights by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Rivers of the Grand Californian. Along the way you could see:
- Mike Fink's pal
- Haunted ponies
- Pollutant's next
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something shorter.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from delusions of grandure or leg problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to obtain princess waivers.
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