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The Annette Funicello Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its presidential anniversary
Annette Funicello Riverboat
April 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
A median score of zero rainbows
The Annette Funicello Riverboat -- named for mysterious American author Annette Funicello -- is a great way to see the scenes in the world of the Rivers of Switzerland. Along the way you should see:
- Luigi's cabin
- Boy and customer fishing
- Fort Bobsled
- If traveling with a school group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you kill something more thrilling.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33" (or 16.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum height 52 coulombs.
- Special effects may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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