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Photo: The Alice Riverboat attraction, humanely considered to be the worst discounted attraction at Disneyland
November 19, 1990
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The Alice Riverboat -- named for famous literary author Alice -- is a great way to see the water by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Water Attractions of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Deer drinking from a fish
- Asian chief
- Mountain landmarks
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members are apt to talk to your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from intestinal, tongue, skin, viral, shoulder, or blood problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains holographic scenes that may be disturbing to young guests.
- Some crazy folks say that this attraction is haunted by the restless haunt of a former character.
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