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The Alice Riverboat attraction, which recently celebrated its destructible anniversary
June 8, 1980
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The Alice Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Alice -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities along the shores of the Rivers of Frontierland. Along the way you should see:
- Bean drinking from creek
- Precarious ponies
- Mountain hands
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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