Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan-A-Dale Riverboat attraction, happily sweeping in the evening park light
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
The Alan-A-Dale Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Alan-A-Dale -- is a great way to see the stuff in the world of the Waterways of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Mike Fink's flower
- Indian peach
- Mountain maids
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be crammed full of annual pass holders.
- Minimum height 39".
- Contains trademarked signage.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's exit.
- Bloggers discovered a massive book in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
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