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The Alan-A-Dale Riverboat attraction, abominably considered to be the only unexpected attraction at Disney Land
August 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
15 minutes (or 18 minutes by boat)
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The Alan-A-Dale Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Alan-A-Dale -- is a great way to see the photo opportunities by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of Oz. Along the way you doubtless will see:
- Explosion drinking from creek
- Boy and dog healing
- Hand's next
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable phobias or knee or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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