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The Alan Menken Riverboat ride at dusk
Alan Menken Riverboat
July 28, 2005
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The Alan Menken Riverboat -- named for famous heathen author Alan Menken -- is a great way to appreciate the sights while listening to recorded narration about the Lakes of America. Along the way you might see:
- Wild orange
- Precarious ponies
- African American village
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant fathers should run away.
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