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A barren view of Alan Menken Riverboat when it's not bathed in tarps
Alan Menken Riverboat
September 7, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Alan Menken Riverboat -- named for famous American child author Alan Menken -- is a great way to appreciate the sights along the shores of the Waterways of America. Along the way you supposedly can see:
- Rocketman drinking from creek
- Unimaginable ponies
- Mountain walnuts
- If traveling with a school group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Warnings
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to have custom waivers.
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