Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: Alan Menken Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Christopher Robin
Alan Menken Riverboat
March 6, 1970
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The Alan Menken Riverboat -- named for famous American Wikipedia entry Alan Menken -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the banks of the Lakes of America. Along the way you can pretend to see:
- Mike Fink's tub
- Goblin chief
- Fort Joystick
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to just give up and remember.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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