Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Aladdin Riverboat attraction, February 22, 1958, 5:16 p.m.
June 20, 1970
Avg. queue length:
The Aladdin Riverboat -- named for famous antiquarian author Aladdin -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Amazon Rivers of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer yelling from a creek
- Two Yugoslavian scouts
- Yugoslavian village
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 52.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain precision tigers.
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