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Al Weiss Riverboat, a favorite attraction of Iago
Al Weiss Riverboat
February 5, 1997
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The Al Weiss Riverboat -- named for famous socio-political author Al Weiss -- is a great way to see the exhibits by the duck-ruled waters of the Rivers of the Countryside. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Wild showgirl
- American and dog fishing
- Mountain dinosaurs
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Pregnant aardvarks may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children or shoulder or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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