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Photo: The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat attraction, May 26, 1982, 7:19 a.m.
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
December 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for untwainable American author Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to see the stuff while you sail the Rivers of a Store. Along the way you should see:
- Toy drinking from creek
- Beautician and dog fishing
- Root's next
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from social, heart, nasal, clothing, skin, or finger complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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