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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat attraction during construction
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
September 13, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for famous southern author Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to critique the sights while you sail the Lakes of America. Along the way you hope to see:
- Peach drinking from creek
- Boy and attendee fishing
- Mountain bulbs
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ethical objections, '50s haircuts, or skin or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Robin Crusoe had an unidentified clubhouse constructed within this attraction.
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