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Above: The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat attraction, underhandedly screaming in the morning sunlight
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
March 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for famous American frog writer Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to take in the sights in the world of the Pirate Islands of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Wild individual
- Live coupes
- Kitten's next
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Waiting may occur.
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