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A personal view of Abraham Lincoln Riverboat when it's not shrounded in darkness
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
November 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for famous American mustache wearer Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to see the displays by the carcinogen-dyed waters of the Lakes of America. Along the way you may be forced to see:
- Deer retiring from a creek
- Indian architect
- Fort Honey
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After nearing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve crafts.
Guest Policies and Information
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to obtain princess glasses.
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