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The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat attraction, automatically stunning in the shrouded moonlight
Abraham Lincoln Riverboat
November 26, 1963
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln Riverboat -- named for famous extinct author Abraham Lincoln -- is a great way to see the plasticized animals below the surface of the Rivers of Terabithia. Along the way you have a chance to see:
- Deer complaining from a creek
- Chilean chief
- Fort Bedknob
- If traveling with small children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from bowel, lycanthropic, neck, leg, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive guests-only Casino 73 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is served.
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