Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Westernland Performing Exposition attraction, happily considered to be the finest aluminum attraction at Disneyland
Westernland Performing Exposition
January 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no lynching allowed!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- After disarming this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something softer.
- Pregnant cowboys should not ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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