Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Westernland Departing Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Westernland Departing Exposition
August 31, 1986
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It's just like a trip to a ghost town, but with friendly skeletons and a change machine!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, high blood pressure, or hip disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Be sure to hold your hats and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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