Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Westernland Bathing Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its arid anniversary
Westernland Bathing Exposition
August 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're tiki)
It's just like a gunfight in a John Wayne movie, but with sound effects and less gunpowder burns!
- Warning: very excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Dandy Lines executives can repeatedly ride this attraction for a quarter hour before its closing.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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