Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Vaqueroland Bursting Exposition attraction, July 30, 2011, 1:11 a.m.
Vaqueroland Bursting Exposition
November 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a shootout in an old mining town, but with robot vultures and lazers!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Guest in front must be at least 63" tall.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to run away.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from philosophical issues or intestinal, kidney, skin, blood, or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The woods near this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
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