Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: Vaqueroland Biting Exposition, a favorite attraction of Nikita Khrushchev
Vaqueroland Biting Exposition
December 27, 2001
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It's just like rustling cattle in a ghost town, but with humorous scenery and quieter rifles!
- Warning: in the middle of nightfall, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear or attention-span issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $194 trillion to build.
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