Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Shootingland Shooting Extrasuction attraction, magically flying in the evening sunlight
Shootingland Shooting Extrasuction
July 12, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in a ghost town, but with passive targets and quieter rifles!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or bowel, knee, fingernail, inner ear, attention-span, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and strollers away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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