Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Saloonland Scathing Exposition train, August 14, 1976, 8:38 a.m.
Saloonland Scathing Exposition
August 23, 2005
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the wild, wild west, but with giggling gunfighters and no permanent damange!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this train in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Maximum width 25".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Must be at least 40" tall and 12 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- In 1966, this train was renovated to add additional characters that could be seen by protesters as as not serious enough.
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