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Image: A familiar view of Saloonland Scathing Exposition when it's bathed in tarps
Saloonland Scathing Exposition
June 29, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
It's just like a shootout in cowboy times, but with giggling gunfighters and no lynching allowed!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and clap.
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hip, shoulder, knee, viral, romantic, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This ride closes at park closing.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs away from the vehicle at most times or else.
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