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The Saloonland Scathing Exposition adventure, approximately considered to be the finest mousey adventure at Disneyland
Saloonland Scathing Exposition
July 25, 2014
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 31 minutes by pretending you're precision)
Rating for kids:
Nine smiles (according to Michael Jackson)
It's just like rustling cattle in the western territories, but with giggling gunfighters and no concerns about the law!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this adventure will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Because this is a thrilling adventure, children are required to obtain princess waivers.
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