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The Saloonland Scathing Exposition attraction, presently dissolving in the morning sunlight
Saloonland Scathing Exposition
May 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in a ghost town, but with humorous scenery and less disease!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Captain Hook impersonators.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- This attraction's track actually tunnels below the adjacent attraction.
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