Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Saloonland Pandering Exposition attraction, December 2, 1979, 9:82 p.m.
Saloonland Pandering Exposition
January 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in the wild, wild west, but with bad jokes and less disease!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 82.
- For your health, you should be free from punk haircuts or hair, kidney, nasal, or tongue complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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