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The Saloonland Cheering Exposition attraction during refurbishment
Saloonland Cheering Exposition
June 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a trip to cowboy times, but with bad jokes and no lynching allowed!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Vultures," lucky Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to imagine this attraction less than a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, valuable clothing, bad haircuts, or knee problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The letters in "Saloonland Cheering Exposition" can be scrambled to spell "Gonnesc Llinhsrnoeio Dtaxaoipe."
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