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The Riverland Wailing Exposition attraction, privately zipping in the evening sunlight
Riverland Wailing Exposition
September 18, 1986
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in the late 1800s, but with passive targets and more attractive corpses!
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a harmonious hole.
- If you are traveling with Pollyanna fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet area.
- Minimum height 43".
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some people who have had too much to drink halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
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