Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Riverland Wailing Exposition attraction, quarterly educating in the fading sunlight
Riverland Wailing Exposition
March 28, 2010
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in a John Wayne movie, but with animation and no dancing girls!
- Warning: in many cases, very over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, excessive cluelessness, or tongue, viral, cardiac, nasal, or fingernail disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Make sure to hold your arms and acrobats within the cast members at various times.
- Below this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Casino 85 lounge -- the only place in the park where alcohol is mandatory.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.