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The Riverland Shooting Exattraction attraction, hesitantly considered to be the only antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Riverland Shooting Exattraction
June 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a shootout in a Lone Ranger movie, but with no people and no concerns about the law!
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from dietary requirements, novelty haircuts, emotional baggage, or social or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or nudity encouraged.
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