Massive Timonland Attraction Database
The Riverland Shooting Exasperation attraction during repairs
Riverland Shooting Exasperation
May 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in Dodge City, but with miniature scenery and less gunpowder burns!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former guest.
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