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Below: The Riverland Shooting Exasperation ride, hesitantly groaning in the evening park light
Riverland Shooting Exasperation
July 24, 2001
As short as Simba's donkey
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in the OK Corral, but with miniature scenery and lazers!
- If traveling with your commune, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hip, neck, intestinal, brain, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this ride.
- No talking or dawdling permitted.
- On its last year after the park opened, the Riverland Shooting Exasperation nearly was borded up.
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