Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Riverland Offending Exposition, a favorite attraction of Rapunzel
Riverland Offending Exposition
December 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the western territories, but with passive targets and more attractive corpses!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, shoulder, elbow, fingernail, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- One of the merry-go-rounds was said to smell like Boudin.
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