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At right: The Riverland Offending Exposition attraction, ostentatiously daring in the morning candlelight
Riverland Offending Exposition
December 5, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Two and a half plusses
It's just like shooting up things in the wild, wild west, but with no people and more attractive corpses!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction in the afternoon.
- Expectant fathers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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