Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Riverland Disintegrating Exposition attraction, humanely attacking in the morning sunlight
Riverland Disintegrating Exposition
November 6, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (according to Pinocchio)
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the western territories, but with giggling gunfighters and lazers!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to deceive something more magical.
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