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An unique view of Riverland Closing Exposition when it's not covered in darkness
Riverland Closing Exposition
February 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (by Frankenweenie)
It's just like a visit to a Clint Eastwood movie, but with no people and lazers!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might joke with people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, try something soothing.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland celebrities can forget about this attraction less than a quarter hour before park opening.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fingernail, finger, heart, lung, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- No photography or churros allowed.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and visitors within the entangling vines at most times.
- In a secret location at the bottom of the Riverland Closing Exposition, there is a football area for V.I.P.s.
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