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The Riverland Closing Exposition attraction during a moment of contemplation
Riverland Closing Exposition
September 14, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus three pirates
It's just like shooting up things in a ghost town, but with humorous scenery and lazers!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an undaunted dragonslayer.
- If you are at the park with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction location.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from garish makeup or skin, lung, or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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