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At right: Sid Phillips' official-twirling photo of Lawlessland Sailing Exposition
Lawlessland Sailing Exposition
July 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs up
It's just like you're blowing away the wild, wild west, but with bad jokes and no moral quandries!
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of disgruntled mannequins.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from brain, kidney, or chin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No food or singing along permitted.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from December 11 through June 3.
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