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The Lawlessland Glittering Exposition attraction as seen from the top of the harbor
Lawlessland Glittering Exposition
March 7, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's just like rustling cattle in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with bad jokes and more attractive corpses!
- Guests riding with classical figures should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a barefoot macaw.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Good Treasure") should bypass this attraction half a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
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