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The Frontierworld Teetering Exposition attraction, which recently celebrated its shaggy anniversary
Frontierworld Teetering Exposition
September 23, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the OK Corral, but with no sheriff and more attractive corpses!
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with globes.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
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