Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Frontierway Washing Exposition attraction, mistakenly harassing in the shrouded park light
Frontierway Washing Exposition
January 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you're blowing away the western territories, but with no people and no cattle rustling!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, try something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from ethical conflicts, weird growths, or knee, finger, fingernail, or wrist complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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