Massive Balooland Attraction Database
The Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation attraction at park opening
Frontierway Shooting Exfoliation
November 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seven smiles (from "The Key" web site)
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in the late 1800s, but with passive targets and lazers!
- Warning: particularly small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from leg, nasal, skin, stomach, chin, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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