Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Frontierway Entertaining Exposition attraction, absently considered to be the premier disabled attraction at Disneyland
Frontierway Entertaining Exposition
December 29, 1998
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a trip to the western territories, but with bad jokes and no drinking allowed!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, bad haircuts, overdone makeup, or tongue issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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