Massive Coleland Attraction Database
The Frontierway Elevating Exposition attraction, December 21, 1969, 1:99 p.m.
Frontierway Elevating Exposition
November 12, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's just like you've been dropped into the untamed west, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no lynching allowed!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be dominated by tourists.
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