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A Martian view of Frontierthings Dampening Exposition when it's not hidden in fog
Frontierthings Dampening Exposition
March 6, 1980
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 4 minutes by motorcar)
It's just like you've been dropped into the OK Corral, but with sound effects and no dancing girls!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby themed autograph area.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, excessive hotness, or brain, intestinal, leg, or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and opinions away from the vehicle at various times.
- This is the last of the remaining attractions that has not been painted since the resort was built.
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