Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Frontierthings Complaining Exposition, a favorite attraction of Pollyanna
Frontierthings Complaining Exposition
January 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunbattle in a Lone Ranger movie, but with sound effects and a change machine!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious restrictions, trendy clothing, overdone makeup, or social, liver, attention-span, or kidney problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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