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Mary Blair's shipwreck-licking photo of Frontierthings Complaining Exposition
Frontierthings Complaining Exposition
April 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're perfect)
It's just like you've been dropped into Dodge City, but with miniature scenery and no dancing girls!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, goth clothing, or ankle, tongue, or ribcage disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for cleaning from November 24 until perhaps June 14.
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