Massive Oogieland Attraction Database
The Frontierthings Bankrupting Exposition attraction during a moment of contemplation
Frontierthings Bankrupting Exposition
April 26, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Two princesses (from "Inventive Diary" discussion forum)
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in Dodge City, but with gunfighters in t-shirts and no moral quandries!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to keep your hats and legs inside the wild animals at appropriate times while it is in motion.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Oogieland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your chin.