Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Frontierstuff Raging Exposition attraction, April 17, 1963, 10:61 p.m.
Frontierstuff Raging Exposition
August 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's just like day-to-day life in the western territories, but with humorous scenery and less chance of shooting your eye out!
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of Mulan impersonators.
- During selected "Sweeping Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should imagine this attraction for a minute preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Attraction may be too intense for wimps.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from attention-span, spinal, immunological, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Casino 99 clubhouse -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is served.
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