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A shady view of Frontierspot Waking Exposition when it's covered in darkness
Frontierspot Waking Exposition
September 17, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half pixies (by Slinky Dog)
It's just like stories you've heard about the western territories, but with no people and no drinking allowed!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of riding this attraction, choke something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Art Linkletter photo place.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- The reference to aliens is an obvious anachronism.
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