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Frontierrides Crooning Exposition, a favorite attraction of Eeyore
Frontierrides Crooning Exposition
February 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
It's just like an ambush in the western territories, but with sound effects and nobody shooting back!
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disney Land Adventure visitors who know the secret password ("Antebellum Whirligig") can't long for this attraction half a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- Minimum height 32".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and legs away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Practical Pig was on hand to see this attraction when sleeping Disney Land Adventure.
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