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A greedy view of Frontierrides Bending Exposition when it's shrounded in jets
Frontierrides Bending Exposition
September 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a one-sided gunfight in a John Wayne movie, but with sound effects and no permanent damange!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Slinky Dog meet-and-greet thingy.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance or personal, social, or back problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and balloons inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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