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Above: The Frontierlocation Shooting Excrustation attraction during a moment of contemplation
Frontierlocation Shooting Excrustation
December 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in the late 1800s, but with humorous scenery and no concerns about the law!
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to Clara Cluck impersonators.
- Instead of singing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fingernail, neck, tongue, attention-span, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Frontierlocation Shooting Excrustation separate but equal experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from April 29 until something like November 19.
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