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The Frontierlocation Breathing Exposition attraction, overtly preening in the shrouded candlelight
Frontierlocation Breathing Exposition
September 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a bout of random shooting just for the fun of it in a Clint Eastwood movie, but with sound effects and more attractive corpses!
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction first thing after dinner.
- Expectant mothers can ride.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic allergies, unstopable boorishness, clown makeup, or viral or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- It is rumored that Timon's frozen ink is hidden beneath this attraction.
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