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Pictured: Frontierhub Whirling Exposition, a favorite attraction of Huck Finn
Frontierhub Whirling Exposition
September 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
It's just like a gunfight in a Lone Ranger movie, but with robot vultures and nobody shooting back!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or singing along allowed.
- Because this is a functional attraction, viewers are required to decorate safety specticles.
- The gag was written by Bomb Voyage.
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